I think I’m going to quit life and become a pirate.
Who wants to join my crew????????
can i be your first mate?
Omg I would sooo be a pirate!! But I don’t think I’d make a very good one… I’m not very vicious!!! Ooo I could be in charge of any terrible sea monsters! CAN WE HAVE A KRAKEN?!?!!
CALL ME CAPTAIN BLIND BEARD. :D
Don’t be stupid, I’m going to be the captain!!!!!!!!
Ugh. You’re worse than Karkat. Okay then call me…
FIRST MATE BLIND BEARD.
Hey, I’m not nearly as bad as him!!!!!!!!
But I guess you can be first mate. Since you’re a pretty good LARPer. Let’s go get some treasure!!!!!!!!
